*I apologize ahead of time for the allusions to curse words in this post*
As I have stated in an older post, mail time is a favorite event in the course of the day. Mixed in with the usual correspondence today was a catalog. On its cover a large banner proclaimed “MIX AND MATCH RED BOX SPECIAL Tees! But 2 or more for $18 each” Next to this was a photo showing just a few of the 96 different varieties of T-shirts available. One of the T-shirts in the sample photo had emblazoned across the front “I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I need it.”
Some other statements that you, too, can make with your clothing for the low price of $18 included:
- Friday is my second favorite F word.
- I’m up, if you’re expecting bright-eyed and bushy-tailed go catch a fr&#$ing squirrel.
- And yet despite the look on my face you’re still talking.
- I turn beer into pee. What’s your super power?
I could list more, but I won’t. I am sure most people see these as being jokes and funny, simply novelty items to stick in a drawer and never wear. But let’s hope that impressionable people don’t think that it is perfectly fine to go around offending people. By all means, in the privacy of one’s own home these are not offensive. BUT! By their very design they are made to shock and offend and I cannot help but be dismayed to see these things for sale.
Best Clothing Wishes,
The Lady Hooper-Brackett